A blonde and a brunette were walking down the street when they passed a little flower shop.<\/p>\n
The brunette suddenly stopped.<\/p>\n
Through the window, she spotted her boyfriend standing at the counter, holding an enormous bouquet of red roses.<\/p>\n
She sighed dramatically.<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, crap. My boyfriend is buying me flowers again\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
The blonde smiled. \u201cThat sounds sweet.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cSweet?\u201d the brunette groaned. \u201cEvery time he buys me flowers, I\u2019m expected to spend the entire weekend on my back with my legs in the air!\u201d<\/p>\n
The blonde raised an eyebrow.<\/p>\n
\u201cWow. That sounds exhausting.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cIt is!\u201d the brunette said. \u201cLast time, I barely got any sleep!\u201d<\/p>\n
The blonde thought for a moment, then smiled confidently.<\/p>\n
\u201cDon\u2019t worry. I know exactly what you should do.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cBuy him a hammock.\u201d<\/p>\n
The brunette blinked.<\/p>\n
\u201cA hammock?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYep,\u201d said the blonde. \u201cThat way, when he gives you the flowers, you can tell him you\u2019ve already made weekend plans.\u201d<\/p>\n
The brunette stared at her friend for a second.<\/p>\n
Then she burst out laughing.<\/p>\n
\u201cYou\u2019re terrible!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI prefer \u2018practical,\u2019\u201d the blonde replied.<\/p>\n
Just then, the boyfriend walked out of the flower shop.<\/p>\n
He handed the enormous bouquet to the brunette and smiled.<\/p>\n
\u201cSurprise, sweetheart! These are for you.\u201d<\/p>\n
She smiled back.<\/p>\n
\u201cThank you!\u201d<\/p>\n
Then she looked at the blonde.<\/p>\n
The blonde whispered, \u201cRemember the hammock.\u201d<\/p>\n
The brunette started laughing again.<\/p>\n
Her boyfriend looked confused.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat\u2019s so funny?\u201d<\/p>\n
She hugged the flowers and said, \u201cNothing, honey. I just realized you\u2019re going to have a very interesting weekend.\u201d<\/p>\n
The boyfriend smiled.<\/p>\n
\u201cI already made reservations.\u201d<\/p>\n
The brunette froze.<\/p>\n
\u201cFor what?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cA couples\u2019 spa.\u201d<\/p>\n
She looked at the blonde.<\/p>\n
The blonde slowly nodded.<\/p>\n
\u201cOkay\u2026 maybe skip the hammock.\u201d<\/p>\n
They both burst out laughing as the boyfriend stood there completely bewildered.<\/p>\n
And from that day on, whenever the brunette\u2019s boyfriend bought flowers, she never complained.<\/p>\n
She just asked one question:<\/p>\n
\u201cShould I pack the hammock?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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